Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.

Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein

Friedemann Stöffler by Friedemann Stöffler April 9, 2020

Denis stoff 

Ukrainian Vocalist, also plays guitar
Previous bands include Make Me Famous, Down & Dirty and Asking Alexandria (Also Origami in Highh School)

Denis Stoff is an angel but also an idiot

Denis stoff by QuinnGallifrey January 24, 2017

Mexican Shitoff 

An endurance competition requiring the participation of all residential occupants to determine how long a residence can be occupied without flushing the toilet.

In theory, the weight of defecation over time should eventually provide sufficient downwards pressure (gravity) to drive at least some effluent through the S or P-Trap at the base of the toilet, however in
practice the effluent often dries out leaving a crusty surface which eventually piles up over the bowel.

This competition is particularly difficult in circumstances where the water closet is located in a shared bathroom facility that is also used for showering, shaving and brushing one's teeth.

More commonly seen as a challenge of single males, this activity has specific adverse side effects should one of the male occupants get lucky and bring home female company for the night.

"...Hey guys - lets have a Mexican Shitoff. First to flush the toilet has to clean it..."

Mexican Shitoff by Paul Claessen December 9, 2008

sit off 

1) A lesson in which you do nothing
2) A smaller version of a party in which you sit round and drink with slightly less people.

"we had a sit off because it was the end of term"
"I'm having a bit of a sit off in mine on saturday"

sit off by shockhorrorbecky April 26, 2008

Sit Off 

To sit back, relax and enjoy any free time you may have.

Our lessons cancelled... SIT OFF!

Sit Off by medley July 3, 2006

Sit-Off 

When you go into a bathroom stall to take a shit and someone else enters the restroom and sits in the stall next to you, and you are both waiting for the other to wipe their ass and leave so they can shit in private but you haven't gone yet so you fucking sit there quietly and wait for one to leave or just shit and have them listen to it. The choice is yours.

I couldn't hold my bowels any longer so I ran to the bathroom and let it explode allover the toilet, gave a big sigh and farted a bunch. I then realized my boss was in the stall next to me and I got real quiet and we had a sit-off until he got up, wiped his ass and left mumbling something under his breath, I let the rest of my shit out and shook the remaining piss out of my dick.

Sit-Off by TrenchRaider1918 February 15, 2008

Stoffermave 

A danish word for having a nervous stomach. You often have 'stoffermave' before exams or before finals in sports and etc. Translated to english it would be something like "getting butterflies" - but just butterflies on stereoids.

Oh man! Just the thought about playing in the Super Bowl gives me a stoffermave.

I hope my stoffermave won't ruin my exam today - I just need to pass this test.

Stoffermave by twometerman August 6, 2015