| 57. | Porn Matrix | ||
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Refers to the endless clicking of links in 'thumb galleries' and 'link aggregators' that never actually leads to content, but just to more screens of dead links, complemented by advertisements for pay-sites. Don't visit that site -- you'll just get caught in the porn matrix.
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| 58. | wang | ||
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To render a low bandwith web site inaccessible due to high traffic, caused by a link to the site on a high traffic web site. Penny Arcade linked to my web space and wanged my site.
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| 59. | concrete slab | ||
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a combination of words that can be slipped into idle conversation simply because they allow you to talk in circles. Paul: so the other day i was at home playing with the concrete slab from construction site, its been taking awhile, but we'll get it up eventually.
me: what? |
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| 60. | Trolling | ||
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Trolling is gererally the act of visiting a website at very high frequency (more than once every 5 minutes)
1. Visiting a specific website at high frequency (more then once every five minutes), searching indefinetly for updates, clicking every link, downloading every photo, reading every piece of text, etc. 2. Visiting an online forum in order to read every single thread, over and over...even if you've read it 10 times already, meanwhile searching for that one lucky thread where you might be able to throw in a "lol" or "word up", though it probably won't be necessary. Cool Guy 1: "Dude I've been trolling the trekky site so hard lately"
Cool Guy 2: "Fuck, I know it dude, they need to update that shit...right now" |
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| 61. | hyperlink | ||
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When you view some web-sites, it shows you links. Links are hyperlinked to a certain url, within a click of that link. Also, webpages are linked/hyperlinked to a different page. My website has 100 hyperlinked pages.
My site has 4 webpages, hyperlinked of course, otherwise you will not be able to access the pages. |
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| 62. | Google Whore | ||
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A Google Whore is a person or company who does everything humanly possible to make sure their web site is the first to be displayed in Google search results when a user does a search on a specific subject. Microsoft is known to be a Google Whore, as well as many other companies and individuals. An example of Microsoft being a Google Whore: Type "update" into Google and Microsoft's Windows Update will be the first link to be displayed.
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| 63. | clickity claque | ||
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An SEO spam technique meant to railroad search engines into thinking that a web site is popular by artifically inflating apparent traffic to the site by repeatedly visiting one's own site with a search engine's search bar installed. Generally used by SEO-inept web marketers who are too lame to legitimately optimize their sites for search engines.
From the French, claque, meaning, "an organized group of supporters at a theatrical event who try to prompt positive audience response by clapping enthusiastically". Also a play on the traditional American English rendering of the sound made by a train traveling on a railroad, clickity-clack. Some SEO spammers are such duh-weebs that after they get their sites banned from Google for keyword stuffing, doorway pages, and link farming, that they think they can still increase their PR, so they download Googlebar and play clickity claque.
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