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1. sitcum
A: A pornographic movie.

B: While seated, performing a genital outpouring while watching a (preferably) pornographic movie.
A: Have you seen lay the kat's new sitcum? It's suckdickulous
B: Goodness gracious, that acting, so much espirit, sans effete, naturally I sitcame on my monitor.
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