donald trump sit ups

Verb: To flop over in an unceremonious manner usually after consuming massive amounts of fast food.

Upon consuming two large pizzas, about all Bill had the energy for were some lazy donald trump sit ups.

donald trump sit ups by BostonRarr August 5, 2023

Depression Sit-ups 

When in a depressed state where one is immobilized such as in a bed, couch, or chair, the act of sitting up every 5-10 minutes like you are about to get up and do something, but then eventually laying back down to your original position because they could not muster up enough energy to actually get up.

Nah man I’m doing great. I even worked out- I did depression sit-ups all night while binge-watching King of the Hill on Saturday!

Depression Sit-ups by bob_swaget January 4, 2021

Recliner Sit-Ups 

The act of repeatedly leaning back on a recliner and leaning up again.

Tom got kicked out of that furniture store for doing recliner sit-ups.

Recliner Sit-Ups by Atheistzilla July 17, 2013

Ranger Sit-Ups 

n. Named for the U.S. Army Rangers, an elite group of soldiers.
Commonly done as a military initiation joke, the subject is blindfolded, and two people hold his shoulders down. Another soldier (more commonly one who has been in the service for a while) stands with his pants down so that when the other two release the subject, his face plants right in the standing soldier's ass-crack.

"Man, my buddies thought it would be cool to have me do Ranger Sit-ups. Even the sarge was in on it..."

"Alright, private. Time to try your luck at Ranger Sit-ups."

Ranger Sit-Ups by crissmichaels September 27, 2009

hippy sit-ups

The action of a hippy or indigent individual who is laying prostrate and not quite staying still, and not quite using abdominal muscles to arise which resembles a drunken horizontal sway.

Gal 1: "Is he drunk swaying like that on the ground?"
Gal 2: "Nope he's just doing hippy sit-ups."

hippy sit-ups by dipstickin December 12, 2014

ultimate sit-ups 

When someone does a sit-up with there eyes closed, when they come up, you pull your pants down and let there face go into your bare ass. if this is a girl, turn around and make her suck your dick

Dude you had to be there, i made Janet do and 20 ultimate sit-ups. It was awesome

ultimate sit-ups by ajs95427 October 10, 2009

sally sit-ups 

See Tony Tampon

Is known as a big slut around the chicago land area. Starred in a low budget porno film also starring UV Blue Max and Maitly Faffe.

dude, she's almost as big of a whore as sally sit-ups

sally sit-ups by Big Cock Donn February 18, 2005