"Art. 3: Watching midgetporn during working hours will sister this contract of employment and nullify all duties of the employer."
The problem with urinating from the Eifeltower is that you can't sister if the security guard catches you.
Erika: Oh my imouto, I am simply not in the mood! I need to watch more anime sex scenes with my grunting father! He lives for nothing but the climax!