| 50. | LD | ||
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Short for "limp dick." Specifically, this form of erectile dysfunction refers to failure to obtain an erection due to emotional issues. Most often experienced by sissies, softies, pussyfags, and emo kids. I was so gonna fuck that hot guy but he started talking about his feelings, and he went all LD on me.
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| 51. | emo | ||
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Quite possibly the most ridiculous concept ever concocted (emo shouldn't even be classified as a music genre, as "emo" doesn't actually exist).
Definition: A genre of music that was constructed under the pretense that "Pop Punk" (Pop punk being a complete paradox) was not faggy enough. Suburban teenagers who wanted to be "different" by crying and looking exactly like everyone they cry and hang out with (i.e. dyed black hair, jeans so tight that your tiny balls actually retract into the cavern from whence they dropped, the ever present "non conformist" Converse all star, piercings, scarves and anything purchased at a "Hot Topic" store), needed something else to cry about instead of their upper middle class "depression". QUOTE: "I was soooo distraught yesterday... My dad wouldn't buy me tickets to the Dashboard Confessional show and I was so depressed I slit my wrists... Well, not all the way, I just wanted to show my parents that I don't want to live but I don't really want to die, I just want attention. That's why I wear this scarf in the summer and these black framed glasses even though I don't even need them to see. Anyway, I got blood on my new super tight girl jeans that I just bought and that depressed me even more? I was in such a dark brooding mood that I sat in my room and wrote poems about how hard my life is. Then my brother told me emo is for fags and pussies who don't know who they are then left with his girlfriend. What an asshole, he doesn't know how hard life is."
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| 52. | FFS | ||
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For fuck sake.
Fighting for science. Fire fighter soup. Finding fair sleep. Friends for sure. Friction' for sissies. Fun facial sauce. Fuck for sale. Friends for sex. FUCK FUCK SHIT!!!! Fuck fucking seagulls. Fish for sale. Female facial spray. FFS-it's it's own definition. Faggots fugly secrets. ZOMFG! WTF DAT NWB JUST KILLED ME WITH A GOD DAMN ROCKET LAUNCHER! !FUCKING NOOBS FFS! GTFO YOU ROCKETWHORE! LRN2PRO SUCKZOR. I'll stick my hand down your throat, rip out your spine and whip you with it, hang you with it and beat you to death with your own skull!!!
*proceeds to teabag remains of noob and kills noob again as he tries to sneak up on you* |
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| 53. | lintown | ||
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the lamest, sorriest, most disgraceful gang in the history of faggots. dude that rep lintown fightin like a sissy.
dude behind him reppin lintown with a gun, scared to shoot it. |
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| 54. | Cheto | ||
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Argentinian word for the upper classes that dress very fancy and talk as if they had a potatoe stuck in their mouth. Luckilly, the female chetos (chetas) are stuning, have great tits and ass and for all's pleasure, they are the biggest bitchies. Last night i went dancing and got in a fight with a cheto because he told me that my shoes were awful. what a jerk. fortunetly, they fight like sissies and i kicked his ass.
boy oh boy that woman is built alright. i hope she is as easy as she looks. thank god for chetas. |
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| 55. | Dailybacon | ||
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A nardly lookin' homeslice who caps crusty bustas and leans like a G. Dailybacons tend to be sweet at final fantasy 11 and often come in long, skinny varieties. Dailybacons have a strong dislike for furries and hate crab-walkin' sissies. A key phrase used by Dailybacons is kon kon. If you see a Dailybacon who is acting like a crab-walker, he is most definitely an impostor trying to camouflage themselves. I suggest you run less you want both your legs broken by a Dailybacon, you crab-walkin' sissy busta furry!
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| 56. | italian | ||
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Worst people on earth. Can't play footie without diving and crying to the referee. Their food is strickly based on garlic and tomatoes. Their women look nice when they're young but they have to shave everyday as they are very hairy and they get very fat when they get old, because of their oily food. Always talk with their hands when they don't raise it making the fascist salute. Look!! This is George Michael! He looks so Italian!
Look!! Materazzi is sucking some knob! At least he's not diving and crying! |
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