One of the knights of the octagon table. Sir Spam the Spam Pirate is captain of her ship, the Spam Bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. Weilds the spam sword. Has an albino Ferret named Raxoth.
First Mate Harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!
Sir spam: there be spam at this port?
First Mate Harry: *sighs heavily* aye, cap'n.