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Simpette 

The female version of a simp ; places a person they’re romantically attracted to on a pedestal the shouldn’t be on/ thinks higher of them than she should.
Rebecca is such a simpette , she’s all over them for no reason.”
Simpette by RougeBerry April 12, 2020
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Since 'Nam 

A term used to exaggerate the age of an event or occurance.
"I haven't been to Applebees since 'nam."

"Dude, take that jacket off. No one's worn that style since 'nam."


Simper Saiyan 

When you simp so hard for a girl that you transcend simphood, and become become the next level of Simp.
Henry was so mad that the trolls of the internet were bashing his E-Girlfriend, that he went full Simper Saiyan and accelerated his WPM in typing from 50 to 120, able to fend of the hordes of bullies.
The act of being a simp
John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.
Simpery by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Drunk Sincerity 

After a certain point of inebriation, one begins to say things that sound good in their current mental state, any of which said sober would sound utterly retarded.
Person A-"You know I've always loved you."
Person B-"That's just Drunk Sincerity, go sleep it off."

hasn't seen the football since the kickoff 

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.
The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.