This day is on February 14, which is the day that it dawns on you that you are alone.
Often when everyone else has a valentine.
(also the acronym for it is SAD)
Kelly: So me and Jim are going to the movies on Valentine's day, what are you doing?
Sally: Well I'll do what I do every year on single-awareness day; i'll watch chick flicks
and eat until I become even less attractive.
Kelly: Wow thanks for killing my mood.
Sally: No prob.
otherwise known as Valentine's Day, when people celebrate their love for each other. Occurring on the 14th of February, this day reminds those who do not have a Valentine
of their singleness. Contrary to popular belief, this holiday celebrates not only romantic love, but also love between family and friends. Please remember your single friends on Valentine's Day! (you assholes.)
"Happy Single Awareness Day."
February 14th, basically the same as Valentine's Day. Boyfriends and girlfriends (as well as husbands and wives) are more lovey-dovey towards each other and single people are very well reminded by this that they don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Either way, if you're single and not loving it or single and perfectly okay with it, VALENTINE'S DAY = SINGLE AWARENESS DAY.
Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day. My boyfriend and I are going to this big Valentine's Day party at his house and a bunch of other couples will be there too. You want to come?"
Unhappily Single Person: "I can't...I don't have a boyfriend like all my other friends." (walks away feeling left out)
Girl in a Relationship: "Happy Valentine's Day! What are you doing? My boyfriend and I will be going out to eat tonight...it's going to be great!"
Happily Single Person: "Well that sounds great! My friends and I will be going out to eat tonight...we're all single and okay with it!"
Person in a Relationship (to her boyfriend): "I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you forever and ever!"
Single Person (to her girlfriends): "Happy Single Awareness Day!"
A made up holiday that overlaps valentine's day for people too ugly
to get some.
Happy Single Awareness Day! I'm so lonely...