Single Man Dog 

Alternative name for the Australian Shepherd (Aussie) dog breed.

Single Man Dogs are typically accompanied by their single man owners at the dog park looking for women to hit on.

Scenario 1 at your local dog park

Person 1: Do you think the single man will seal the deal this time?
Person 2: He never does.

Scenario 2 married man comes home with a single man dog

Husband: Honey I got us an Australian Shepherd.
Wife: You bastard! We are through!

Single Man Dog by The iron chef of pounding vaj March 23, 2021

Single Man Defense 

When in a social setting, two single friends guard a friend in a relationship from those about the social setting making moves upon them.

John was about to be hit on by a drunk girl at the party, but Jeff and Bryan stepped in front of him and used the single man defense against the woman.

Single Man Defense by Kraemdog January 14, 2010

Single Man Hand Dance 

Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.

Single Man Hand Dance by riddlecker September 30, 2016

single man tear

Its the perfect tear. One that was created by Jensen Ackles while filming a season of Supernatural.

A single man tear is all I'll spare

single man tear by SamWinchestersGirl January 8, 2018

Single man's ring 

The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.

Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.

Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.

Single man's ring by daltonjfk October 26, 2019

Single Maning 

To work a whole shift on your own with out a break, because there is no cover.

I can't believe I'm Single Maning a shift again.

Single Maning by Crawlerbasher August 22, 2011

single mans 69 

Sucking on three of your fingers while tossing your load

When Dave lost his partner he decided to have a single mans 69

single mans 69 by Selfies 69 March 21, 2020