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hot singles in your area 

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Something that all the ads say, but is never, ever, true.
John saw an ad saying that there are "26 hot singles in your area" that want to meet up with him, and thought it was true. He was disappointed when no messages from hot singles came for him.
hot singles in your area by Mondonodo January 23, 2014
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hot singles 

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people in your area
Meet hot singles in your area
hot singles by nlolhere June 26, 2020
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Hot Russian Singles In Your Area 

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The Basic Ad You Get While Watching some…you know.. you know..

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I love watching Abella Danger getting anal fucked. GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE WITH THESE ADS
HOT RUSSIAN SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!!!
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singles awareness day 

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Alternate name for Valentine's Day (Feb. 14th), usually used in a negative sense by those who have no valentine.
I hate Singles Awareness Day.
singles awareness day by dbs_chicago February 14, 2006
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stripper singles 

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a lot of crumpled up one dollar bills, usually smelling of ass and cocaine. people do not like being paid in stripper singles, especially if you're buying something over $20.
brittany: you have the money? its 25 you know....
me:yup, just let me count it out...( takes out wad of money)
brittany: uggghhh really? you're paying in stripper singles?!
stripper singles by hippie.dippie.trippie September 30, 2012
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National Singles Awareness Day 

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Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.
Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!
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