SIMPLIFE
For so long Jeffrey had too much on his plate, so he finally decided to unload the excess baggage and SIMPLIFE.
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Simpliment
When a simp commits an act of verbal kindness towards another person in hopes of getting a relationship with that individual. The difference between a simpliment and a compliment is whether or not the Comment said is intended for attracting love from the other individual in the conversation.
Simpliment by Gucci865 September 28, 2020
Simpitelli
An Italian simp. A portmanteau of simp and common Italian surnames, eg Albertelli, Campitelli, Donitelli, etc.
Look at the (semi) bald, rat, dago pizza shop owner licking the floor under that hot chicks shoes for some attention, total simpitelli!
Simpitelli by SheevPalpatine27 March 15, 2023
Love's simpliest rules.
Rule 1. Don't wear your heart on your sleeve.
Rule 2. Make guidelines
Rule 3. Don't be afraid to run away.
Rule 4. Don't be clingy.
Rule 5. When he is in the wrong, never forgive easily.
Rule 6. Make him work for all it's worth.
Rule 7. If found unfaithful, let go of the bastard.
Rule 8. First 7 days of greasing, is crucial.
Rule 9. Friends come first.
Rule 10. Love cautiously, always ready for heartbreak.
Rule 2. Make guidelines
Rule 3. Don't be afraid to run away.
Rule 4. Don't be clingy.
Rule 5. When he is in the wrong, never forgive easily.
Rule 6. Make him work for all it's worth.
Rule 7. If found unfaithful, let go of the bastard.
Rule 8. First 7 days of greasing, is crucial.
Rule 9. Friends come first.
Rule 10. Love cautiously, always ready for heartbreak.
Love's simpliest rules. by Tayyyyla November 11, 2011
Simplitarded
When a product or piece of software has been simplified so much that you dont have the ability to control the details you want.
I like the camera on my phone but they simplitarded it and now I cant save the files to the format I want
Simplitarded by enfusion101 April 3, 2011