| 57. | RE: DEFinition | ||
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What, lyrically handsome, call collect a king's ransom
Jams I write soon become the ghetto anthem Way out like Bruce Wayne's mansion, move like a phantom You'll talk about me to your grandsons Cats who claimin they hard be mad fag so I run through em like, flood water through sandbags Competition is mad, what I got, they can't have Sinkin they ship, like Moby Dick, did Ahab Son I'm way past the minimum, it's a verb millenium My rap's hold a gat to your back, like Palestinians Ancient Abyssinia, sure to hold the Gideon Official b-boy gentlemen, long term, never the interim Born inside the winter wind, day after December 10 These simpletons they mentionin the synonym for feminine Sweeter than some cinnamon from Danish rings by Entenmann's Rush up on adrenaline, they get they asses sent to them RE: DEFinition, turning your play into a tragedy
Exhibit level degree on the mic, passionately Niggaz is sweet so I bet if I bit I'd get a cavity Livin to get high, you ain't flyer than gravity We Die Hard like the battery done in the back of me by the mad MC who think imitation is the highest form of flattery, actually Don't be mad at me, I had to be the one to break it to you You get kicked into obscurity like judo, no Menudo cause you pseudo, tryin to compete with reality like Xerox Towards destruction you spiraling like hairlocks, wipe them teardrops Chasing stars in your eyes, playing games with your lives Now the wives is widows soakin up pillows, weepin like willows |
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| 58. | cheese and crackers | ||
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Down and out, welfare types you see in the grocery store late at night. Although can also signify seemingly rich folks with big houses, big mortgages lots of cars and NO furniture inside! HAAAAAHAAHAA! Also, people who just don't get it! Simpletons that have no imagination and can't grasp the obvious. Don't go trick r' treatin in the mobile home park man, them is just cheese and crackers over there.
Lee is always talking about himself and doesn't respect other people's time or comment on their ideas. He's so cheese and crackers! |
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| 59. | Silicon simpleton | ||
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A not so intelligent and attractive woman who has silicon implants. Popularized by Alan Harper of Two and a Half men. Charlie: "There was a time when it (his trick) would've worked."
Alan: "Yeah, back when you were dating Silicon simpletons" |
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| 60. | Cedar Rapids | ||
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America's ugliest city. It is located in Iowa, on Interstate 380. Often referred to as the "City of Five Smells," it’s home to several chemical & feed plants that create a dense, putrid fog that surrounds the community.
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The city is based along the Cedar River, and residential areas spread across the land with no development plan, confusing locals and the rare unfortunates who happen to stumble upon the eyesore in search of other venues across the state. It is home to the largest population of Czechoslovakians (commonly known as "bohemies") in the US. This roaming band of simpletons has controlled the city for over a century, creating a city complete disregard for taste or sensibility, illegal houseboat colonies on the Cedar River, a practice of bulldozing half the community every 30 years in the name of "urban renewal," and a penchant for ineffective flood control which has caused the city to be nearly destroyed by several floods in the past. In recent years, City officials have done everything possible to completely destroy any "identity" Cedars Rapids may have laid claim to by renaming the airport, referring to the area as "the Corridor", and re-naming nearly half the city as "The Czech Village." A final note to those who may wish to see such a place of mythical tackiness, bad taste, and poor judgment - Beware- the city has installed speed and red-light cameras at nearly every intersection as a final "fuck you" to everyone wishing to flee the area as soon as possible. |
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| 61. | Foxspeak | ||
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Foxspeak is a fictional language from Rupert Murdoch's TV program called Fox News. The term was also used to discuss Republican phraseology. Foxspeak is especially used to denigrate any Democratic or so-called Liberal (Librul in Rushspeak) values. Foxspeak is closely based on English but has a greatly reduced and simplified vocabulary and grammar to allow for idiots and simpletons understanding. The language is confusing for anyone that has a better than highschool education and an IQ above 100. Any talk show on Foxnews uses Foxspeak.
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| 62. | Philadelphia | ||
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A place for hobos, the poor, homeless, crack heads, and the home of a city that can't win championships in any major sport especially football. I don't have any money and need a cheap place to live where I can live in fear of my life regardless of what part of the city i'm in and be surrounded by a population of ignorant, uneducated simpletons. I know I'll move to Philadelphia!
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| 63. | boofer | ||
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(boo_fur.) n. -Western Pennsylvanian slang used to describe narrow-minded country-folk. -One who wears camoflague, florecent-orange, floral-print, or character T-Shirts as part of their casual dress. -An uneducated, trashy person attempting to fuction in modern society. (Mostly used in restaurant lingo.) "Damned boofers left me 2 dollars on an 80 dollar bill.-
It must be tax-return season because the store was booferific today!- I waited on a pair of boofies today, why do they always smell like firewood smoke and earth?-" |
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