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6.
A person lacking analytical thinking skills.
A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."
by stroydex October 30, 2013
 
1.
A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!
by Jaeba April 17, 2003
 
2.
A being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.
You simpletons get off my lawn mower!
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
 
3.
Picked up from a black and white movie,another term for a fool.Dub for a person that is known to or is about to do a stupid thing generally used sarcastically.
"Yeah, thats a really smart thing to do you f***ing Simpleton."
by Makne February 20, 2005
 
4.
a foolish person with lack of intelligence, common sense, and street smarts
michelle everest, simpleton
by dictioanrylady December 15, 2008
 
5.
someone who drives Chevys, drinks Budweiser, listens to Nickelback, votes Republican, and basically does absolutely NO thinking on their own, at all, just does/thinks/believes what advertising/media tells them.
My sister just got her third Dachsund and of course named it a people name: Charles; total lame yuppie-wannabe. And then Carl just bought a pickup truck, and of course it's a Chevy, his fourth one, cause he's an "All American", like the commercials tell him. He also had Nickelback blasting when he pulled up in it, and had a case of shitty Budweiser beer in the truck. God, my sister and my friend are both such a couple of simpletons.
by aquajerk/surly December 22, 2011
 
7.
Any individual who has an intelligence below yours. Usually used to described bums, uncomplicated and simple individuals, along with a great majority of the female population.
Why are these simpletons unable to understand non complex ideas such as me being better than them?
by Marc Christian August 01, 2008