Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.
Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.
- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
Made up from the word SIMian and PeopPLE = Simple
Those whose genes are from simians, mixed with those of first humans to evolve.
Simples are of low intelligence and these make up the vast majority of the human population. They can not think for themselves, they need to be told what to do in all areas of life. They can be caring towards others, or violent depending on up bringing and mix of genes.
Another word for - Sheeple.
A Simple is - A person of low intelligence who can not think for themselves.
Simples - A group of people who can not think for themselves.
Talking to a Simple about world events, is like talking to a brick wall.
Charv: Sorry that you are simple, like (but spoken in a coarse manner).
Ironic for the charv to call someone simple considering their lifestyles(binge drinking, generally yobbery and scum-baggery).
Reference: Kirkley Hall Agriculture College, Northumberland.