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French-canadian band that don't deserve all the shit that they are getting on this site from illiterate morons, who feel that they have a duty to jump on the 'flaming bandwagon'.
I agree that in some songs, the lead singer sounds whiny, however many of their songs portray his voice in a better way. As for the whole 'whining, even though they're rich...don't live in a third world country blah blah blah...' shit, they are writing for the teenage audience who listen to their songs. I am a teenager, and I am going to admit that we can be self-centered and only focus on our own life problems at times. Simple Plan isn't trying to 'change the world through the power of music' and other bull that preachy bands lecture on. I can relate to their songs, and I enjoy listening to them, so if that makes me a 'teenybopper', then hey, label what you like, however I am not middle-class or American. I listen to many various genres of music, mainly the various subs of Rock. I admit that this band is almost purely pop (with the exception that they play their own instruments-well), but please, don't stereotype fans as the odd few moronic pre-teens that think the band is 'sooooo hawt <3!!!!11oneeleven'. As for the Scooby Doo thing, you can say that it makes them losers, posers or sell-outs...whatever. I think that being all of these things is submitting to a label and being so 'hardcore, etc.', that everything's too cool for you. They did Scooby Doo...so frigging what. Leave them alone, they're real people that I highly doubt care about any of your pathetic little bitches and brainless little hatred speeches. You cna hate without being vocal and offensive, now I'll take a leaf out of your books (if you can read...?). Quit whining, Fuckwits. Logical Fan: I really like them becuase their songs are relatable and their music's just great
Poser Fan/OTT Fan: OMG, I'm like, going to download, like all of their songs, 'coz I heard one on the radio, and I bet the lead singer is buff/hot Non-fan: Well, I don't like Simple Plan, becuase they don't appeal to me and I find their songs repetitive/boring/not my taste of music Fuckwit Hater/Wagon Jumper: Simple Plan sucks so bad, they like suck weiners. God, how whiny is his voice?? I know, I'll just go post an offensive definition on an online dictioNary. That'll sort out the problem... ...WTF?? |
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One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks". Suburban Kid With Rich Parents: OMFG!!! My life sucks so much!
Me: Shut up. |
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Simple Plan = Simpletons.
They are a whiny band that bitches about how 'horrible' and 'tragic' their life is. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with Simpleton's 'deep' and 'inspiring' 'music'. Perhaps the Simpletons should stop singing about the shitfullness of their lives and try the lives of the Thailand hooker, the physically abused child, the AIDS sufferer, the orphaned refugee boy and the wrongly accused. There's something true, real and honestly painful to sing about. "The Simpletons should apologise for the bad music they've leaked throughout the world and then hurridely committ suicide."
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peice of shit band that sucks my left nut Simple plan sucks my left nut
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possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars; simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.
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Adults who cry about their fathers and play "punk rock" featured on Nickelodeon
syn: Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Sum41 They played that Simple Plan song during the credits for Rugrats. They're pretty hardcore, man.
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a wacktastic pop band; the fall of Western Society as we know it "Hey, I just bought that new Simple Plan album. It's pretty good!"
(The sound of the universe collapsing in on itself because of the pure, unbridled stupidity of that statement) |
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1. A plan that's simple.
2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music 1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.
2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM. |
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