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what you get when you request the musical equivalent of retarded monkey shit. a disturbing fusion of hillary duff-esque poop rock and the sound of millions of cats dying of bowel cancer. favoured by people who dont even have an iota of musical taste, or thoose who believe that their middle class suburban lives are too utterly depressing and cacked in the emotional crisis of their emo boyfriends dumping them or their stupid fashion mullet haircut going horribly wrong (like it wasnt wrong in the first place) to any reasonable music to come through that dosent make me want to scratch my own face off in sheer disgust fag- mannn i love simple plan, there songs are like- just like my life
me- what do you mean? fag- the sing about my pain and how no one understands me me- *stabs in mouth* fag- *gurgles inchorenetly* me- i see what you mean.... |
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One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks". Suburban Kid With Rich Parents: OMFG!!! My life sucks so much!
Me: Shut up. |
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Simple Plan = Simpletons.
They are a whiny band that bitches about how 'horrible' and 'tragic' their life is. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with Simpleton's 'deep' and 'inspiring' 'music'. Perhaps the Simpletons should stop singing about the shitfullness of their lives and try the lives of the Thailand hooker, the physically abused child, the AIDS sufferer, the orphaned refugee boy and the wrongly accused. There's something true, real and honestly painful to sing about. "The Simpletons should apologise for the bad music they've leaked throughout the world and then hurridely committ suicide."
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peice of shit band that sucks my left nut Simple plan sucks my left nut
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possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars; simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.
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Adults who cry about their fathers and play "punk rock" featured on Nickelodeon
syn: Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Sum41 They played that Simple Plan song during the credits for Rugrats. They're pretty hardcore, man.
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a wacktastic pop band; the fall of Western Society as we know it "Hey, I just bought that new Simple Plan album. It's pretty good!"
(The sound of the universe collapsing in on itself because of the pure, unbridled stupidity of that statement) |
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1. A plan that's simple.
2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music 1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.
2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM. |
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