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The worst band in the history of the universe. They are so fucking retarded, I would much rather listen to Britney Spears and thats saying summin'. They can't play, can't sing and their lyrics are so clichèd its unbearable, and I come up with lines like "I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare" when I am bored and write stupid poems. They have no talent and do not deserve to use this worlds' precious oxygen. They have no idea of what a "bad life" is cos they think its bad that we have to go to school and go through having no friends, get the fuck over it, stupid rejects! Their fans are just useless poser emo kids who just got dumped too.I hate simple plan emo kid: I just bought the new simple plan cd!!!
me: what on purpose!? |
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One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks". Suburban Kid With Rich Parents: OMFG!!! My life sucks so much!
Me: Shut up. |
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Simple Plan = Simpletons.
They are a whiny band that bitches about how 'horrible' and 'tragic' their life is. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with Simpleton's 'deep' and 'inspiring' 'music'. Perhaps the Simpletons should stop singing about the shitfullness of their lives and try the lives of the Thailand hooker, the physically abused child, the AIDS sufferer, the orphaned refugee boy and the wrongly accused. There's something true, real and honestly painful to sing about. "The Simpletons should apologise for the bad music they've leaked throughout the world and then hurridely committ suicide."
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peice of shit band that sucks my left nut Simple plan sucks my left nut
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possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars; simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.
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Adults who cry about their fathers and play "punk rock" featured on Nickelodeon
syn: Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Sum41 They played that Simple Plan song during the credits for Rugrats. They're pretty hardcore, man.
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a wacktastic pop band; the fall of Western Society as we know it "Hey, I just bought that new Simple Plan album. It's pretty good!"
(The sound of the universe collapsing in on itself because of the pure, unbridled stupidity of that statement) |
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1. A plan that's simple.
2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music 1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.
2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM. |
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