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A French Candadian band who may not satisfy your ohsohardcore persona, but still can make quality music.
Whilst everyone thinks they are complaining about their own lives, the truth is, they write for their fans. They are a down-to-eath band who still keeps in mind that without the fans, they'd be nothing. Pierre, David, Jeff, Chuck and Sebastien all go out of their ways to make sure that no matter how "popular" their music may get, they still take the time out to meet up and talk to their fans. Which, is quiet frankly, more than any of your OMGZIMSEWHxC bands could ever say. While still doing that, they have donated a lot to good causes such as the Tsunami Relief Fund and Live 8. Because they know the real problems in the world and just because they were fortunate enough to be born in a country where they don't have to worry about hunger or poverty, doesn't mean they're not "allowed" to write about problems that everyday teenagers have, you know... in a non-third world country. They only mean to do good, and if you can't see that, well. Then, get your head out of your hardcore scene ass and stop being so stuck up. Scene kid: Oooh. I'm waaaay too hXc cewl to listen to a poppy band like Simple Plan. Maaan. Those guys are sellouts... and, because I was told so: Sellouts are laaame.
Me: *backhands* |
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One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks". Suburban Kid With Rich Parents: OMFG!!! My life sucks so much!
Me: Shut up. |
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Simple Plan = Simpletons.
They are a whiny band that bitches about how 'horrible' and 'tragic' their life is. No one cares except for their legions of self-pitying fans who feel they can truly connect with Simpleton's 'deep' and 'inspiring' 'music'. Perhaps the Simpletons should stop singing about the shitfullness of their lives and try the lives of the Thailand hooker, the physically abused child, the AIDS sufferer, the orphaned refugee boy and the wrongly accused. There's something true, real and honestly painful to sing about. "The Simpletons should apologise for the bad music they've leaked throughout the world and then hurridely committ suicide."
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peice of shit band that sucks my left nut Simple plan sucks my left nut
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possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars; simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.
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Adults who cry about their fathers and play "punk rock" featured on Nickelodeon
syn: Blink 182, Good Charlotte, Sum41 They played that Simple Plan song during the credits for Rugrats. They're pretty hardcore, man.
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a wacktastic pop band; the fall of Western Society as we know it "Hey, I just bought that new Simple Plan album. It's pretty good!"
(The sound of the universe collapsing in on itself because of the pure, unbridled stupidity of that statement) |
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1. A plan that's simple.
2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music 1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.
2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM. |
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