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A sissy/pimp (dude with no ACTUAL game). Acts tough and is usually a sissy pretty boy that will tell a girl anything she needs to hear to try and get laid no matter how lame it is. These guys will usually go to enormous lengths and spend ridiculous amount of money trying to impress a girl that he's not going to get anyway. These girls will often go home and night thinking how easy it was to manipulate these tools out of their money. Simping: "babygirl your the most beautiful girl in the world can I buy you and all your friends a drink, it ain't a problem for a guy like me"
Simp: "Yea i got a new beamer it was only 70 thousand dollars (that his dad bought him) why don't you and all your friends drink all night on me" |
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a guy who acts all tough like he doesn't care about his girlfriend around his friends but acts all whipped in front of his girlfriend. (to friends)
Simp: Alicia's nothin to me. I don't even like her, man. I'm just playin her. (to Alicia) Simp: Baby girl, i love you. You're my everything. |
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Guy that claims they are players/pimps. But when they are with a girl they spend their money on them, their time on them tell them they love em. But the bitch is playing them!! The Beltran Brothers are straight simps. Val be buying bitches cars, clothes, supporting these bitches while they kick it. Bitches don't even have jobs. Simp ass fool can't even afford a hair cut but bitch is rolling brand spanking new car. Marco be taking his ex wife on vacations. Trying to impress this bitch when this bitch has no love for him. These brothers are staights simps.. Using their kids as excuses to be simps!!
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•A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table. •A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason . •A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification form women . •A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female. The perfect example of a "Simp" Man would be:
The role Eddy Murphy played in the movie "Norbit", The role of Kevin James in the show "Kind of Queens", A "Yes Dear, Man" Simp |
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simp contains the root words sissy and pimp. a simp is a dude who is a sissy pimp usually has a gf so in a sense is pimpin' but is a fuckin wuss becasue he is so sprung on some hoe hints the simp simpin' aint eassyyyyyy
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when someone (guy or girl) is being too emotional or shows it too much Ex. I miss her so much. She was my world my everything why would she leave me!! Man I'm sorry I'm being such a simp right now.
Ex. When you're feeling under the weather. Like hearing sad songs, barely speaking, crying, etc. Someone would tell this person to stop simpin. |
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A straight up melvin, a cockmaster, or a bitch. One who acts cool around his crew then turns around and is a complete bitchass with the women. He buys them shit, he tries to talk smack about his own gang, and he just want pussy from the bitches (which he won't cause the women know he a simp). Dude 1: Dawg that boy Christopher is a complete simp, look at that nigga over there with Sue tryna get pussy
Dude 2: I know it; last week that nigga smoked that bitch Mildred out like 4 times for free, and he didn't even smoke til like a week ago. That man simpin for real. |
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-A person who fronts in front of his boys that he's not pussy whipped, but when he's with his girl, he drops the homies and hang out with his girl all day... Buying her everything, dissing the homies when they call, cupcaking all day, and just not doing anything but being with his girl. Man that dude Bora Chom is the biggest Simp in simp history, never picking up his call and dissing his homies.
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