Simmonator 

(from the latin word "symmynatre" - To love the same sex, homosexual) This word has been used commonly in the East Midlands recently to commemmorate local legend 'Mr.Simmons'

(chant) "Simmonator, simmonator, rock on with the simmonator..."

Simmonator by J R Charles November 26, 2004

Simonaterateraterizerizerizationisticismologistiac 

The bestest being there is. Nothing can compare to this great entity.

Guy:"YO IS THAT SIMONATERATERATERIZERIZERIZATIONISTICISMOLOGISTIAC????"
Simonaterateraterizerizerizationisticismologistiac:"Sup broski."

Simonaterateraterizerizerizationisticismologistiac by SIMONATER May 24, 2022

simmonized 

One who has been slain by the evil dark lord (maths teacher) Mr Simmonds, one of his most notorious simmonizations was that of Mr Frimpong.

Frimpong got simmonized!!

simmonized by ADAMMAN September 26, 2006

simmonite 

anyone who attends or has attended Hardin-Simmons University located in the most God forsaken place on planet earth- Abilene, Texas
a simmonite, or hardened sinner, is an evil little S.O.B. who is always bitter because they are jealous that the CRU took their place as the best in small college football in texas.

simmonites can never be trusted

alumni
C.V. Wood- infamous for buying the london bridge and bringing it to lake havusu thinking it was tower bridge, only to find out it is much smaller and less impressive, a large waste of money, only a simmonite

Harvey Catchings- NBA player most noted for his winning of the game for the other team when he shot the ball into the wrong hoop, only a simmonite

Thomas- dude we got to drive through abilene
David- you better be careful abilene is full of those evil little simmonites

simmonite by simmonite-hunter September 26, 2009

Slammonated 

The act of being blown to the base of your cock by another guy. Must be accomplished in the middle of Madison Square Garden. Generally accompanied by a peck to the tip first before swallowing it whole to the root.

Chris just Slammonated Justin while wearing an Armani suit for the home crowd.

Slammonated by Justin Tugya September 28, 2010

Simmoned 

To make an unnecessary pass when you are in a wide open position

Jack simmoned the ball to his teammate with his team down one with few seconds left.

Simmoned by IceDragonPhoenix June 21, 2021

Simmonator 

Someone with the surname Simmons that loves female attention.

Hey dom is such a simmonator he loves females

Simmonator by Oatesy42 July 16, 2025