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Simpism
A social ideology where a singular human is obsessed with the feeling of flirting (or being) with women that are already in a relationship, or are multiple tiers above their level, but refuses to confess their love for them. This ideology usually resides within people of the name Talon.
“Damn, Talon is the leader of the Simpism ideology I swear.”
“Shut up, i’m not a simp! Anyway,” turns to female.
“Your boyfriend said that? I would never do that to any woman, ever!”
“Shut up, i’m not a simp! Anyway,” turns to female.
“Your boyfriend said that? I would never do that to any woman, ever!”
Simpism by young bumpkin November 7, 2019
Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins)
The secluded, only all-male dorm at the University of Texas. It houses about 200 men and resides in the Northeast edge of campus. It was formerly known as Simkins until 2010, when the board discovered that the man was an avid member of the KKK. Most of the residents hate themselves for waiting until mid-May to apply for housing once they arrive on campus. Several residents were forced to live here by their moms because it's not co-ed, and therefore the only "conservative" dorm at UT. This dorm is a sick joke and blows for many different reasons:
1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.
The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.
1) There are two dining centers on campus and Creekside is equidistant from both. A 10-minute walk up-hill.
2) There are no other dorms by Creekside; the only things close by are a museum and a parking garage.
3) There are off-campus hoodlums that come by at night and cut bike-locks to steal our means of transportation.
4) There are these fucking gnats that occupy a space above the sidewalk to Jester everyday.
5) The immense amounts of pubic hair that get piled on the shower floors.
6) The builders conveniently placed the door hinges for the closet on the wrong side. You have to cram against your drawer just to open the door.
The good things:
1)Its close to a nine-hole municipal golf-course.
2) There's an xbox and a broken 52-inch TV upstairs.
3) There's always a game of Dungeons and Dragons going on in the entertainment room. Cheez-its all-around.
4) There's a group of guys that sometimes smoke a hookah outside at night.
(person #1) "Yo dawg, look at those two losers bouncing a basketball to each other on the sidewalk."
(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."
(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."
Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."
(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"
(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."
(person #2) "Never heard of it."
(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."
Example #3 (60 years ago)
(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."
(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."
(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."
(person #2) "Oh yah man that's Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins), the shittiest dorm at UT. Only losers stay there."
(person #1) "Oh shit. That blows."
Example #2
(person #1) "Hi my name is so-and-so."
(person #2) "Nice to meet you, my name's so-and-so. I live in Jester...it sucks. Where do you live?"
(person #1) "Oh ok Jester's not that bad. I live in Creekside."
(person #2) "Never heard of it."
(person #1) "It used to be named after a guy named Simkins. He was in the KKK."
Example #3 (60 years ago)
(person #1) "Yo dumbass, you put the door hinges on the wrong side of the closet."
(person #2) "Oh shit...well, it don't matter. It's Simkins."
(person #1) "Oh ya. That's true."
Creekside Dormitory (formerly known as Simkins) by JFR-Resident of Creekside September 7, 2010
Simisola
Simi
The most wonderful, amazing, and beautiful girl in the world. She can be awkward sometimes but once you get to know her, you'll love her. Once you get to love her, you can't stop! She has a beautiful smile and eyes that can stare deep into a man's soul! She's the best girl a dude could ask for and a great friend. She has a lot of frenemies . If you ever get a chance to meet one, or even date one, you're very lucky! If you know one but you guys aren't dating, all I'll say is that you're missing out...
The most wonderful, amazing, and beautiful girl in the world. She can be awkward sometimes but once you get to know her, you'll love her. Once you get to love her, you can't stop! She has a beautiful smile and eyes that can stare deep into a man's soul! She's the best girl a dude could ask for and a great friend. She has a lot of frenemies . If you ever get a chance to meet one, or even date one, you're very lucky! If you know one but you guys aren't dating, all I'll say is that you're missing out...
Simi sola
Boy 1: Yo bro, who's that chick over there?
Boy 2: Oh, her? I don't know
Boy 1: Damn bro! She's so perfect!
Boy 3: I KNOW RIGHT????? She has to be a Simisola...
*Simi walks by*
Boy 1: Yo bro, who's that chick over there?
Boy 2: Oh, her? I don't know
Boy 1: Damn bro! She's so perfect!
Boy 3: I KNOW RIGHT????? She has to be a Simisola...
*Simi walks by*
Simisola by Reality being July 6, 2019
Simpistan
Simpistan by 6kidlover9 October 27, 2021