Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! 

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.

Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!

Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted! by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018

Simonized 

To get fucked over; When a bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves the 7-10.

Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.

Simonized by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018

the simonizer 

a legend among legends

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer

the simonizer by simon audley September 27, 2006

Simonizer 

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

Simonizer by gusto August 7, 2003

Simonized 

The act of being exposed to something very deep or very funny that can be deconcerting and creates a moment of ackwardness during a discussion.

Damn, these future nobel price were Simonized.
Guys, let's Simonize Beaver Squad.
Watch out what you said, you could get Simonized

Simonized by SimzSimma September 24, 2016

simonize 

1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan

WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!
Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?

simonize by SMONEY March 16, 2004

Simonize 

brought about by the judge simon in American idol, simonizing is taking a certain comment of critisism, usually bad, and making it an insult

Bob: Joe just broke up with Kate, and Steve totally came in and simonized the easy letdown!!!!!!!!

Jim: JERK!!!!!

Simonize by MASTUR CH33F :) March 7, 2009