1. Someone who climaxes making sounds similar to a donkey's bray.
2. A lover so lugubrious not even sexual climax can abate his depression.
He was so depressed I had to spend all day cleaning up after his eeyorgasm.
He apologized for his eeyorgasm: "I probably really enjoyed that and you probably really didn't. I'm sorry."
A similar mood to depression, you are down; you feel sad about a recent event and lonely.
The complete opposite of swEED.
Joe: Things aren't swEED
Josh: Thats me done then...
Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).
Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus.
Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).
Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe.
Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber.
"Shit, babe. You lost your hard-on again? Hey - I'm all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but I'm sick of this recurring Condomitis Interruptus."
"Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass."
The main cause of dispair in most asian teenagers' lives. Here are some major characteristics of asian parents:more...
1. They still enforce a FUCKING BED TIME for their children, even if they are in high school.
2. They almost never give their children money.
3. Whenever their kid gets a gift or money from someone else, the parents usually gives them to someone else.
4. The only hairstyles allowed for their children are bowl cut and buzz cut.
5. They force their children to do work and chores all day when they just watch asian movie series all day long.
6. The mom often bitch slaps her child when the child did something wrong" ie. spilled a couple of drops of milk on the floor. The dad punches/whacks/shoves intowall until the child starts crying for similar "offenses".
7. Anything lower than an A is considered a failure. If an asian child gets a B or something, he/she expects a beating at home.
8. There is no such thing as a good grade in an asian home.
9. Typical home made asian cuisine is rice, fish, chicken, and vegetables. Except that they are all poorly cooked and taste worse than partially digested milk.
10. If a male asian teenager's parents see him so much as TALKING with a girl, they will accuse him of having sex with her even if he was merely asking her for something like homework.
11. Asian parents often treat their children like they are 5 years old and claim that they do so because they "care" about their children.
12. They usually speak in Engrish.
A sudden depression that looms over you when you realise a whole year has passed.
Often the sufferer remembers oppurtunities they let pass in the year, things they put off and friends they lost in the year.
This gloom is contagious so if you think you know someone who has End-Of-Yearitis don't get to close or they will remind you of what went wrong for you in the year.
If your not sure if someone is suffering from End-Of-Yearitis this may help
Symptoms of this include:
-Black Marks under eyes from lack of sleep
-General Zombie-like state*
-Lack of New Year cheer
-Reluctance to give gifts (though they could just be being an asshole)
*Like wandering aimlessly around their place of residence, staring into space and being scary lookin'
Time (about 2 months) is only known cure for this disturbing affliction. Though ice cream and sugar in general is known to help sufferer get through it.
This illness can very easily be confused with Suddenly-Dumped-On-Assitis as the symptoms are very similar.
Mark got End-Of-Yearitis and now he's taking it out on me, the bastard
Meretisa- commonly refers to a wisewoman or Priestess. Especially one who is particularly insightful, thoughtful, and espouting of spiritual and other wisdom on a frequent, albeit random, basis.
Meretisa- bright spirit/soul who has returned to teach others to seek their inner wisdom and truth. Similar to a "Dali Lama", but without the constraints of adhering to a single (or any) religion or dogma.
Meretisa- tends to be quite fragile in physical health and easily hurt emotionally. Despite this, they tend to be the strongest and oftentimes most stable person known by her peers. Random bouts with depression and Divine Insanity are common.
"She really pulled a Meretisa! I was totally lost/depressed and she knew just what to say to cheer me up/help me through."
"Everyone should have a Meretisa. They are souls of infinite wisdom and spiritually pure."
"My Meretisa told me to take this Path and since listening to her my life has changed for the better."
"I felt like a Meretisa. I was so sick with the swine flu and yet everyone kept coming to me for advice. It had never happened before, but somehow in my delirium I was able to give them good advice... I think. I don't really remember what I said."
The act of sitting on your hand until it goes numb and then giving someone else a handjob. Similar to the Stranger.
Dave was feeling depressed because his girlfriend left him, so I took one for the team and gave him a casual acquaintance to make him feel better.