| 1. | ANALITY | ||
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The state of being Anal It's like when senility sets in on older folks, only it's being a big butt hole!
"Man, that guy has a serious anality problem!" |
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| 2. | Elmer Alert | ||
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Similar to an "Amber Alert" but differs in the fact that it involves a missing or lost person who is elderly and more often than not, succumbed to the inevitable grip of senility. They can often times be spotted wandering aimlessly in a public place, seemingly in a drug induced or in some cases, under medicated and confused state usually emitting the faint smell of urine due to incontinence. Someone should really check to see if there is a Elmer Alert out on that guy who has been sitting in that showroom Prius for 6 hours.
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| 3. | coot | ||
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coot - A shorter version of the word cooter, which basically means vagina. "coot" is less crass-sounding than "cooter". It is probably most similar in connotation to the word twat when referencing a vagina, as opposed to pussy, which has a more sexual connotation and snatch which sounds pretty crass. - More commonly a "coot" is an older, usually male person, and generally refers to a perceived diminished capacity, uncouthness or senility. Typically said "old coot". She's got a pretty ugly coot for a pornstar.
That old coot hanging out on his porch all day is always yelling at the kids for no reason. |
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