| 1. | The Supergirl | ||
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A sexual position where the women lays face to face, on top of a man, legs closed, and moves in vertical, horizontal, and circular motion. This position allows the woman to stimulate her clitoris and enjoy the sensation of penetration. The end result is a clitoral and vaginal orgasm at the same time. This feeling will leave a woman feeling like The Supergirl. Position is given this name because it is a balancing act to stay on top and it is a position that looks similar to the superhero pose of flying. Me and my boyfriend were experimenting one night and he told me to try The Supergirl. Omg I had the best orgasm.
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| 2. | gypsy dogging | ||
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Similar to dogging but takes place on Gypsy camps.
A Gypsy Dogger will approach the camp in his car and flash his headlights at the camp until a gypo comes out with a shotgun. He'll then jump out of his car and run about the camp - avoiding the bullets from the shotgun - shouting "all join on if you wanna gypo dog". Once a memeber of the gypo camp joins on or gets "tagged" anal sex takes place. Once the male gets his cock up the females arse it's against the code of the gypsy to shoot them. Although the Gypsy Dogger is 'fair game' to be shot once he takes his pecker out again. Once finished he must escape the camp and drive away - hopefully alive and without any STDs. Gypsy Dogging is a dangerous sexual act and only performed by the mentally retarded. RIP. Here lays Simon Coddpostinga who was killed whilst Gypsy Dogging.
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| 3. | The Blender | ||
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Similar to the helicopter, The Blender is a sexual position wherein the giving party lays down with penis vertical and erect. The taker then inserts the penis in whatever oraphus they choose and spins on the dick with limbs up in the air mimicking the blades at the bottom of a conventional kitchen blender). "Hey Travis, let's do The Blender, but this time, be sure to get your legs all the way up!"
"Well, there's nothing else to do" |
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| 4. | G-string | ||
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an undergarment similar to a thong but has a thinner piece of fabric that lays between the butt cheeks. Whereas a thong has a slightly triangular shaped piece of fabric in the back with a width ranging from about 1 centimeter to 3 centimeters, a g-string has a very, very narrow rectangular shaped back fabric piece about half a centimeter wide. Both garments are approximately the same length in the back. The front of the g-string is similar to the front of the bikini underwear, except usually a good deal more skimpy. ***The g-string does *not*, I repeat does NOT stimulate the g-spot or clitoris in any manner, because the "string" part is in the back not the front or the inside where those areas are.*** Women buy g-strings because a g-string is useful to avoid panty lines when wearing thin and/or low-rise pants, and because some people like the look of g-strings, not because g-strings are stimulating to the wearer(They aren't.)
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| 5. | Uruguay | ||
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Uruguay is a country fo South America between Argentina and Brasil. Nearly the entire Uruguayan population is of European origin, mainly from Spanish and Italian descent. Therefore the overwhelming majority of Uruguayans are light skinned with light hair and blue eyes. Uruguayans are also very warm, kind, friendly, and extremely hospitable. Uruguayan culture has been heavily influenced by the Western Europeans that immigrated here. It is also very similar to that of Argentina. Both countries share: the tango, milonga, gaucho, mate, bandoneon, the same dialect, and the same food.
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Montevideo is the capital and largest city in Uruguay. Its wide avenues and boulevards, open parks, old European styled buildings, beautiful beaches, great museums and theatres, sophisticated restaurants and clubs, and its warm, friendly people attract many tourists to this city. Uruguay is probably most famous for its meat, soccer, and most of all its beaches. Known to have some of the best beaches in the world the Uruguayan Riviera, stretching from Montevideo to Rocha, houses notable beach resorts such as Cuchilla Alta, Solimar, and Piriapolis. The most famous and internationally known of these resorts is Punta del Este. Known as Punta, this peninsula lays on the Rio de la Plata on one side and the Atlantic Ocean on the other. Therefore you can watch both the sun rise and set in Punta. Its white, sandy beaches; exclusive yacht and golf clubs; its sophisticated rest... |
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| 6. | Spoon | ||
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1. An eating utinsel, usually made of twisted metal, but can also be carved from word or shaped of perceline. Can also be carved of marbel and is often considered one of the most idiotic things to collect.
2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana. 3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male. 4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him. 5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed. 6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid. "Ned, I do not understand why you INSIST on colecting so many of these blasted SPOONS!"
"Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon!" Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company. Ted's favourite position is spooning. Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon". "Oh my GOD, Fred! You are such a SPOON!" "Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr!" |
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| 7. | Spoon | ||
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1. An eating utinsel, usually made of twisted metal, but can also be carved from word or shaped of perceline. Can also be carved of marbel and is often considered one of the most idiotic things to collect.
2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana. 3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male. 4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him. 5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed. 6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid. "Ned, I do not understand why you INSIST on colecting so many of these blasted SPOONS!"
"Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon!" Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company. Ted's favourite position is spooning. Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon". "Oh my GOD, Fred! You are such a SPOON!" "Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr!" |
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