Jose: Holla, Amigo mi llama Jose.
Bill: Hey!!! LEARN ENGLISH OR GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COUNTRY, YOU NO GOOD MEXICANS!!!!
Visitor: Wow, I was really WRONG about SIMI VALLEY!
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.