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A very very small town in California close to Thousand Oaks. Simi Valley is located in Southern California.
She lives in Simi Valley
by Mathura August 19, 2004
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9.
A so called "one of the safest place to live". This place is a safe place to live, if you're a drunken redneck and/or a worthless cop who has nothing better to do with their time. If you're a minority you're screwed. Even though Simi Valley offers the mall, many fast food restaurants, 2 movie theaters, pool halls, gyms, there are no guarantees that you're going to have a decent time. A bunch of white-powered kids/adults WILL just ruin your night out.
Visitor: Hey, Simi Valley seems really nice.

Jose: Holla, Amigo mi llama Jose.

Bill: Hey!!! LEARN ENGLISH OR GET THE HELL OUT OF MY COUNTRY, YOU NO GOOD MEXICANS!!!!

Visitor: Wow, I was really WRONG about SIMI VALLEY!
by TRUdefSV July 10, 2008
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10.
Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.
"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."
by Kaboom December 31, 2004
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11.
hell hole usa, curfew and cops with nothin better to do
that place teh sucks cause its simi valley
by datsunface October 06, 2004
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12.
- Meth capitol of the world
- KKK capitol of the US
- Where all the girls are down.
- Filled with Bros and Brohoes
- Their Football team never wins
- School with the most STDs
- Also known as slimy valley
Guy1: Hey, i this girl thinks your hot. You down?
Guy2: Yea for sure. Where she from?
Guy1: ...Simi Valley
Guy2: Awh FUCK THAT.
by cleantofrontsquat December 29, 2009
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