To simcity someone is to set them on a seemingly neverending task.
"Bill, go clean your room!"
"Mum! Don't simcity me, please!"
to simcity (verb) -- to totally fuck up a product release; generally used to refer to the fuckedness of deploying anything
Ted tried to apologize to his wife, but he totally simcity'd it. Now, she's madder than ever.