| 1. | Heaven Bus | ||
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noun. A 1947 "Silversides" Greyhound Bus that was rescued by the B-Town Posse from a junkyard. It was slated to be destroyed and turned into scrap metal. Thankfully it did not suffer that fate and lived to see yet another day.
It went through many phases from being a beat-up hunk o' junk to an AMAZING velveteen lounge on wheels. Lots of LOVE went into restoring it and getting it up and on the road again. The Heaven Bus is now legendary. It was the vehicle that toured the B-Town Posse to many a reggae shows (Reggae on the River), festivals (Oregon Country Fair) and concerts (Coachella). The WICKED DJ CREW was also privy to being toted around on this pimpadelic luxury coach. It was also the transportation of choice for the Mystic Family Circus. Hot springs were also frequently visited by happy Heaven Bus riders. No one has seen the Heaven Bus for years now. Some people doubt that it even exists. Now only a select few know of it's whereabouts, rumor has it, that it is slated for a "Heaven Revival Tour". Oh my god, I gotta pack! Heaven Bus will be here any second to pick me up. We're going on tour for a month this time.
...What am I going to wear?!?!?!? Hey!, there's a "HEAVEN" party tonight at Jelly's! Let's go!!!!! Who's the D.J.? |
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| 2. | Silver Line | ||
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The bus line in Boston that goes from right by Park Street Station on Tremont St down past the Medical Center all the way to Dudley. You got a broken leg my friend? Just hop the Silver Line and get off at the medical center.
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| 3. | freeva | ||
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Based in the suburbs located just oustide Toronto is a bus company named Viva. Along every Viva stop, there is also an electronic ticket station in which you buy from and then just hop onto the Viva bus. The bus drivers, however, do not ask you to show you their ticket for the Viva company runs on an honesty system. They believe that all customers will have either a ticket or bus pass.
As a result, many a customer take advantage of the honesty system and pay nothing and get on for free. Along certain lines, namely the Yonge Street line, will have Viva police placed at random stops to search bus riders for their tickets. The term freeva is most likely coined by the teenagers that live in the areas in which the Viva busses travel. Freeva is portmanteau of the word 'free' and 'Viva.' "Yo Pat, how're getting to Silver City?"
"We're gonna freeva there." |
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| 4. | Onzed | ||
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to be harrased in a public toilet to sport a silver moustache I took the bus to Schipol, took short and had to use the washroom. I was accosted by a silver moustached assailant who Onzed me...
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| 5. | Kennedy High School | ||
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A public high school in Silver Spring, MD known for its students' desire to be seen as "ghetto" and "gangsta". It's signature programs should include teen parenting because 15 percent of students will give birth during their 4-5 years there. No principal stays more than 3 years. Teachers view going there as punishment for not kissing enough azz at their last school. At Kennedy High School, we go hard. Hey, can your moms give us a ride to Target so we don't have to catch the bus with the kids from Wheaton.
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| 6. | silver lake | ||
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the most messed up school in history
1. sex on the bus 2. bomb threats EVERY DAY 3. gas leaks 4. unplanned fire drills 5. actual fires 6. smoking in the bathroom 7. lots of fights... and non fights 8. murder of spanish teacher 9. school splitting 10. was that an ambulence? and that was only this year! student1: yo did ya here that silverlake was on oprah?
student2: ya my friend in canada even heard about it! |
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| 7. | chav | ||
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There are a group of boys about 12 - 16 years of age clustered outside the door of a newsagent's. They are all dressed almost identically- some sort of white/blue tracksuit, most likely with some kind of stripe pattern. The trousers are baggy and tucked into their white sports socks, which are pulled up stupidly high. Many of their heads are topped with some kind of baseball cap, and most of their necks are adorned with thick imitation gold/silver chains. Their hair is shaved almost bald at the back and sides, and is gelled neatly forward onto their spotty foreheads in a series of precise spikes. Their eyes are sunken and in their hands they clutch cigarettes and bottles of Stella Artois. Anybody who walks past who does not resemble them exactly will be spat at, challenged, insulted, shoved and generally attacked, and anyone who passes by who looks similar to them will be sworn at and possibly stabbed to death.
They are sometimes seen with girlfriends, who wear their hair in pigtails and plaster their ugly faces with enough make-up to cover the surface of the moon in a layer about two inches thick. They (unflatteringly) wear almost exacltly the same clothes as their boyfriends, except tighter and pulled lower down for the world to see the tops of black lace thongs poking from their flabby white arses. They wear earrings big enough to sit a budgie in. "'ere you, dick'ead, 'ave you got twenny p fo't' bus? You what? you WHAT? Let me check them pockets! Yeah you 'ave, you dick'ead! Well what's that then!? Gi' me that you little cunt, or I'll fuckin' do you in proper bad! Yeah I will, dick'ead. I proper will! Don't start me, you little twat, 'cos I'll proper make somefin of it! 'Ere, Daz, come over ;ere an' 'elp us out!
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