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A Silent Pimp is a young lady who keeps various guys on the side. These can be ex boyfriends, old friends, etc. Most silent pimping is done via txt msg and/or email,
but can also take place on websites such as Myspace.com.

Here are a few signs that you might have a silent pimp on your hands:

1. deletes her txt msg and call history
2. constantly checks her phone for txt or calls
3. refers to ex boyfriends as a "friend"
Remember Wendy from High School? She was a huge silent pimp.
by Doug Masters January 03, 2008
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