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1.
the act of using toilet paper to complete any given bathroom-related activity; usually associated with defecation
Jim: *banging on the bathroom door* Dude, shit or get off the pot. I gotta drop a deuce.

Joe: Chill brah, almost done . . . just signing the paperwork.
by boustrophodonik October 01, 2010