shitfuckingasshole 

A person who is widely thought of as a most incredible and unparalleled asshole.

Without a doubt you should divorce that shitfuckingasshole.

shitfuckingasshole by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2018

surfuckingprise

A sarcastic reference to a surprise that is not really such a surprise.

Well surfuckingprise, she’s late again!

surfuckingprise by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

Sidefucking 

The act of fucking people on the side while in a horrible long distance relationship. Since people cannot cope with long distance relationships they need the additional sexual satisfaction of having sex with other people. The long distance partner cannot possibly satisfy the other through the use of phone or web sex, so additional partners are required to quench this desire.

D: So how's your boyfriend in Vancouver doing?
J: So fucking bad, thank god I'm sidefucking.
D: Oh I know what you mean, sidefucking is essential. Like when I was dating that chick in Utah.

Sidefucking by Tetherel November 8, 2010

Slidefucking 

The act of a man putting the top of his penis on a girls vagina during sex, but rather than going in it, rub it up and down, with his penis between the tops of the girls thighs. Very useful when intercourse is not desired for one reason or another. Condoms are unnecessary, but optional.

"hey, were you having sex with that girl last night?"

"no i wish, we were just Slidefucking."

Slidefucking by balltoohard10 December 31, 2011

Shitfucking tea bitch 

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.

That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar

Shitfucking tea bitch by cornholouos February 17, 2010

stufuckingpendous 

Something more amazing than the vanilla version of stupendous.

You're going to Waikiki in 2 weeks? That's Stufuckingpendous!

stufuckingpendous by aminoacid December 5, 2013

shfucking 

The action of shiting while receiving or giving sex

Logan was shfucking me this morning it was delightful

shfucking by xX_Meatpie69_Xx March 14, 2017