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The sexual position which has a receiver laying on his or her side, knees brought up close to the chest. The giver is granted spacious access to the receiver's fjords and thus thrusts vivaciously. Also: To pump vigorously into a receiver who lays on his or her side with the knees brought up close to the chest. This resembles a baseball bat being thrusted in and out between stacked mattresses. Pregnancy rendered the young couple few options in the area of sexual positions. The sidewinder was their common resort.
Being a small man, Liu and his girlfriend succumbed to the sidewinder instead of doggie. |
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Formerly, a species of snake; now more commonly referred to as any individual whose devious and deceitful nature is readily apparent, and as a result, they can't follow the straight and narrow. Instead, they sidewind you! They can't be trusted as far as you can throw them, they perpetually prevaricate, are prone to larcenous activity, etc. In essence, they are "disingenuous disciples of duplicity."
Yet another term coined by V.R. of a regional northeastern supermarket chain. The usage of this word amongst his peers beggars belief! Hey, cousin...listen! The nickel-dickin' sidewinder in aisle 2 just stuffed a tenderloin down his, how we say, trousers. Brutal, baby, brutal!
Those who come across this site and read this, who work at this supermarket chain, will readily identify with this and laugh their arse off! |
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while drinking heavily at a function and having a normal conversation with someone, and then to randomly turn your head to the side gracefully and throw up. then you proceed to continue the conversation like it never happened. holy shit! did you just see that over there, she totally pulled a sidewinder and no one even noticed! suave!
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Someone who occupies the public bathroom stall immediately next to you, even when there are many others available. I was the only person in the airport bathroom, so I was taking a #2 when some Sidewinder decided they needed to use the stall right next to me.
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a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again
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a Air - to - Air missile in the AIM-9 family. The AIM-9 Sidewinder is a short-range heat-seeking missile. Slider 1 aquired a lock on the YAK-36 Forger and loosed a Sidewinder at him. The poor Russkie bastard never saw it comin.
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N- the act of having sex with a woman without full removing her panties, instead just pushing them to the side. "Yeah, we didn't have enough room in the stall to get her panties off, so we just went at it sidewinder-style."
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A particular technique for baiting your line when fishing where the hook is indiscriminantly placed in the middle of a long piece of bait. Ensures that bait travels through water in a peculiar and non baitfish manner. Makes catching fish more difficult but you do earn more man points. Hey JVo, did you catch that fish with a Sidewinder? You must be a superlative fisherman
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