The condition you might find yourself in after consuming copious amounts of an adult beverage and taking a handfull of Zanax.
Look at poor Mike. Yup, he's sideways again!
by darby January 25, 2004
a way to describe an ugly female, not necessarily looks; usually said out loud and discreet for others to hear
*A 6'3", hunchbacked woman weighing approximately 260 lbs walks by you*
by TheTrueDrinker October 31, 2003
Adj. To get into a state of rage or extreme distress.
I ate the last ding-dong and my sister went sideways on me.
by Time Waster November 13, 2002
To leave. Usually the scene of a crime.
My nines on my side going both ways...peel a niggas cap and then I'm sideways.
by STL_Kris December 17, 2007
A word, when put in front of any word makes it funny
by The Rob McCormick March 10, 2008
The act of getting ones automobile to drift.
Man did you see that! he got the fattest sideways around that bend!!
by Jeremy Martin April 10, 2005
An Osar-nominated dramedy with Paul Giamatti. It's a road movie with humor and heart. It's a must-see and it's one of the best offerings of 2004 and the best independent feature to come out, also.
Let Thomas Haden Church take him his Oscar!!
by Kyle February 21, 2005