Side way high way is when you’re in a four some and two other participants are London bridge-ing a girl, and the four party comes in side ways trying to shove it in what ever hole they can.

“Came in with the sideway highway when John and Jason were hanging up on Mary.”

Sideway highway by Jason&john February 11, 2026

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sunday-sideway

When a girl takes out a vanilla ice cream cone and smears it all over her man's shaft and sucks him sideways.

Ayo Latisha gave me a bomb-ass sunday-sideway last night!

sunday-sideway by ShoreBobbyB January 24, 2016

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I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward is a meaningless answer Nikki Haley used continuously when asked to differentiate herself from her former boss Donald Trump during her presidential announcement press junkets.

This statement has no meaning and is a complete evasion of questions that were directly asked. The next time my wife asks me which one of her friends in the most attractive I’m going to say:

“I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward”.

It almost sounds like you are glibly answering the question.

Almost.

This is how you use “ I don't kick sideways; I kick forward.” as a conversational tactic:

Wife: Which one of my friends do you find the most attractive.

Husband: I don’t kick sideways; I kick forward.

I don't kick sideways; I kick forward. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 16, 2023

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shove it sideways

A rather rude retort; the insinuation being that the intended audience of this request shove an object of questionable safety & hygiene sideways up their bum.

Teacher to pupil: "Chloe, i hear you flapping your busy little gums back there. Since you're currently receiving a "D" in this class, i'd think you - OF ALL PEOPLE!- would pay attention".
Chloe to teacher: "Shove it sideways, ya old bag!"
Teacher: "Whaaaaa!!?!"

shove it sideways by wavyg July 17, 2014

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