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Sideswipe 

The fast autobot with wheels, and also wreckless.
Sideswipe: I’m gonna slice a con to half!!
Sideswipe by Skylynx June 16, 2021

sideception 

When you don't know which side bitch is your side bitch.
Guy 1: I don't know what to do, I got sideception going on right now. Too many side bitches to count!
Guy 2: You gotta have a main bitch to have a side bitch bro.
Guy 1: Well if you have three bitches, bitch 1 and bitch 2 are side bitches to bitch 3 when you're intercoursing (see intercoursing) bitch 3. Bitch 2 and bitch 3 are side bitches to bitch 1 when you're intercoursing bitch 1. Lastly, bitch 1 and bitch 3 are side bitches to bitch 2 when you're intercoursing bitch 2.

Guy 2: That's just too much math bro.
Guy 1: Sideception.

sidestep 

Sidestepping is most commonly used in video games as another way of saying dodging. To sidestep you would simply just have to ''dodge'' any visuals with a negative impact. ( Visuals in this sentence would be stuff like magic, fire, traps, hammers and swords, etc. ) When sidestepping the only thing you do is walking or running. Roll, jump, duck, etc, yeah... none of them counts as sidesteps.

Side note: Sidestepping is a very advanced move depending on the game you are playing, it can require a lot of skills to pull it off in some games.
''Dude, this guy hits me with every spell.''
''If you don't wanna get hit, sidestep it.''
''Easier said than done...''
sidestep by MMBK October 22, 2016

samoan sidestep 

From rugby union and to a lesser extent, rugby league. Term used to describe the player with the ball running into, then over the top of, the man trying to make the tackle.
Commentator: "And Caucau passes off to Robinson! And Robinson bursts through the line! A quick dummy and there's only Taylor to beat! And... OH! A storming samoan sidestep and its a try!!! And the stretcher's coming on for Taylor."
samoan sidestep by runbytheground December 20, 2008

sideswipe 

A maneuver that hides a public boner quite effectively. How it is done is to go either side of your crotch with your hand and "swipe" your hand to the opposite side of your crotch and hit your boner. This will cause the boner to go at a vertical position. The key is to have your pants catch your boner at the vertical position.

This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.

WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.
Jesse: "That chick was amazing! How did you not get a boner from that?"
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."
sideswipe by neranfafu July 8, 2012

Side Swept Bangs 

Longer than bangs that are waved to the side of one's face. A man or woman can have side swept bangs.
Her hair was a bonde silk, her side swept bangs covered her eyes.
Side Swept Bangs by Kali Kim August 7, 2007