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Christian Sidehug 

A sexual position involving 2 women, one asian and wearing rubber boots and gloves, the other wearing gaiters, 3 men, one of which is not latino yet still named Jesus. The two non-Jesus men backwards-360 cowgirl the 2 women and Jesus sidehugs them all.
So apparently, these Christians just can't stand normal sex any more... once they try the Christian Sidehug, they never go back
Christian Sidehug by Iesi Xristi November 28, 2009
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eskimo side hug 

Standing side by side, two people press or rub their cheeks together in an affectionate manner.
Kevin wanted us to give me an eskimo kiss , but I said no. He gave me an eskimo side hug instead.

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Word of the Day on March 29, 2019

side hug 

When a male hugs another person in a way that makes his erection inconspicuous.
I gave her a side hug so that she would not feel I was attracted to her and stimulate me further in ways I would regret.
side hug by babr April 20, 2009

Christian Side Hug 

A form of greeting promoted by some Christian groups in which two parties hug by wrapping one arm around the shoulder of the other person, as if posing for a photo, rather than the traditional "front hug," or wrapping both arms around the shoulders or waist from the front. The motivation behind the side hug is that frontal hugs allow the two parties' crotches to touch, apparently emulating sexual activity.

While the Christian side hug has been promoted for a few decades, it came to the attention of the Internet with a much-ridiculed Youtube video posted in November 2009, in which a Christian rap group attending the 2009 Encounter Generation Conference, a Christian youth conference, performed a rap song explaining the merits of the side hug. The video's unintentionally humorous message, lyrics, and the behavior of the performers (including mock gunfire and police sirens contradicting the Christian message of the song) made it an Internet sensation, much to the embarrassment of Christians.

Debate ensued over how serious the song was intended to be. The writer and lead singer explained that the song was meant to parody overly protective Christian ideas. However, both the lyrics and the EG Conference's website clearly state that anyone caught "front hugging" will be removed from the event, calling this claim into question. Regardless, the video has already become extremely popular on Youtube and has spawned several spoofs.
Guy: Hey babe, what's up? Wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Nah, gimme dat Christian side hug instead?
Guy: I'm dumping you.

christian side hug 

Toby: hey babe, wanna get to second base at my place?
Shelby: umm..im a christian

Toby: oh. well then lets christian side hug?
Shelby: I TOLD YOU IM A CHRISTIAN

Christian Side Hug 

An evangelical non-greeting in which both parties express their mutual disdain for their bodies and the God who created them.
Mike: Do you want to have premarital sex times with me?

Jane: No, I do not (christian side hug) thank you.

Mike: No, thank you.