Whether he destroys the cyber life of an internet predator like BigJ (Classic) or he forces a paedophile into hiding amongst a river of his own tears (GameOver!), he does so with a style and comical wit that are unmatched. He is a warrior. He is an artist.
Under his hard shell lies a gentle soul that few have yet to see. A past of pain has buried the lad in a shroud of privacy. The few that are let in to see the true, real SideburnZ fall in love instantly.
And he has a great ass.