Sidebitchyness 

When a mans side bitch or side hoe starts having an attitude towards the man because she is mad that she doesn't get the benefits of getting what she would get if she was the girlfriend.

"So we goin' anywhere to eat tonight?"
"Nah."
"What am I gonna eat then?!"
"My dick."
"I wanna go out! I wanna go somewhere with you! I hate having to be a secret!!"
"Bitch shut the fuck up with that sidebitchyness! You're the side bitch! We're supposed to be a secret, OK?! I can replace you in a heartbeat."

Sidebitchyness by getwellPablo March 11, 2015

Side bite 

The act of biting the side of any object. Most often used when describing sex, but also useful in platonic conversation. This is sometimes a painful act, but it can be used for pleasure.

"So we were at dinner, and she just grabbed my corn and started side biting it!"

"Bitch dont side bite me there!"

"I love it when you side bite my nipples"

"He had her locked in a vampiric side bite of love"

Side bite by Nikki77 February 27, 2010

Sidebitching 

1. The act of having a two girlfriends at the same time without them knowing about eachother

2. When a girl tries to start a relationship with a man she knows is in a committed relationship

1.

Bro: Who is jake dating, Tara or Ashley

Bartender: both, he's sidebitching

2.
Donna: why are you chasing jake if he has a girlfriend
Tracey: I don't know, I'm just sidebitching

Sidebitching by Promeo April 30, 2014

sidebitch 

like a sidekick to a complete bitch.

She's like Leah's total SIDEBITCH.

sidebitch by XxLOL_iLY123xX February 6, 2009

slidebite

A large obese liberal idiot, who looks remarkably like a frumpy middle-aged lesbian.

wow, this basil guy is a total slidebite

slidebite by wryvern July 20, 2008

slidebite

A.) A giant, mythical, dickless sloth that lurches through the sands of Hockley looking for blowjob accidents.

B.) When one pops a cap and the gat snaps back.

C.) Accidental scraping of the penis during a toothy inexperienced blowjob.

A.) And so Slidebite journeyed on, past wal-mart to the edge of the free world... searching.

B.)Ow cabron! My hand got major slidebite from poppin' a cap in an SA on the South Side.

C.) DAMN cabron! this girl she slidebite mi pepe.

slidebite by terraasymmetry March 30, 2008

Side-bite

The friendly game of declaring "side bite" while your friends have a subway sandwich for lunch and as a result getting to take a bite out of their sandwich which generally is such a large bite that it cross-sections the sandwich and splits it into two distinct pieces.

"Ayy yo let me get that 'side-bite'. Fuck Jerry... I thought we stopped that shit. No no no my man pass it up you know how we do...."

Side-bite by Aquan9 May 22, 2022