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6.
Wiping your dick off on a woman's side of ribcage tattoo
When i finished off this broad i sideswiped the remains on her rose tattoo
by readlesworth August 18, 2010
 
1.
A maneuver that hides a public boner quite effectively. How it is done is to go either side of your crotch with your hand and "swipe" your hand to the opposite side of your crotch and hit your boner. This will cause the boner to go at a vertical position. The key is to have your pants catch your boner at the vertical position.

This technique works pretty much flawlessly when mastered. An expert can even hide a boner without a shirt by using boxers to catch the boner. Trick is to have the underwear go lower than your pants and wear the pants at a good height to cover the vertical boner. You still won't be able to hide the bulge created, but that is awesome to have.

WARNING: Raging public boners still go slightly outward and may still be visible if the force of the restraint is not strong enough to keep the boner back.
Jesse: "That chick was amazing! How did you not get a boner from that?"
Jon: "You kidding me? Of course I had a boner, but I effectively sideswiped it away like magic."
Jesse: "You are a fucking boss."
by neranfafu July 06, 2012
 
2.
when you're sleeping naked next to the married woman you just had drunken sex with the night before or a few hours prior and decide when you wake up to lift her leg up while shes on her side to begin round 2.

Hey Harry, I sooo side swiped Shelly this morning after our long night of rough sex and drinking at the Irish Pub!!!
side swipe, scissor sex, sex positions
by Logics ally January 11, 2011
 
3.
the process of masturbating by rubbing the penis on the inside of the left or right thigh with the opposite hand
Dude, i had a super-satisfying sideswipe session yesterday.
by rinkle123 January 04, 2011
 
4.
When receiving a hand job, the motion made to ensure the cum does not land on your couch
Dude, last night I missed my side swipe and I spent like 5 hours cleaning my couch
by huh?!? September 07, 2008
 
5.
a critical observation, especially an oblique one (from a term for a glancing blow with the side of something)
He took a sideswipe at his critics when they accused him of violating their rights.
by The Return of Light Joker August 08, 2009