When you are supposed to be somewhere, but you hit the pipe a few too many times, you are so spun on meth that you end up on about five different side missions.

A long cannabis smoking device made of PVC pipes. Usualy in the shape of a "U". A long hose runs off one side and a weed bowl on the other. Most of the pipe is filled with water.

Take a perfectly sticky snow and compact it very tightly in between your hands until you have a tight and round ball (about the size of an apple). Make sure it's hard as a rock. Then, poke one hole in the back and two in the sides. The hole on the top is meant for weed and one hole in the side is meant for sucking and the other hole is your carb. Light up!

The nasty side effect of sleeping around. Pipe critters is another way of saying "Crabs" but in a more family friendly way.

Pipe Critters are itch, uncomfortable and can be seen swinging from pipe to pipe in an uncontrolled environment.

Pipe critters are largely believed to have originated at a party thrown in honor of Hollywood's favorite widow, Courtney Love.

apparatus used mostly to smoke hashish.

bottle half filled with water, empty pen melted into the side of bottle giving pipe effect, tin foil used as gauze put on lid of bottle. holes poked through foil, hash is crumbled onto foil then burned.

Some consider it a fruit, but to many it is a ghetto smoking device. Created by the gods, the apple is to help those who are in desperate need of a smoking piece, or forgot where they put their pipe.

1. obtain the apple

2. carve out the core with a knife, so it has a decent sized bowl.

3. find a pen, and take the insides out of it so it's just the "tube" of the pen.

4. stick the "tube" into a side of the apple so it enters the core. clean out the apple in the tube with something (one may use the inside of a mechanical pencil), then stick the tube back into the apple. This is now the mouth piece.

5. find a sheet of tinfoil. lay it down on a table (cloth or rag separating the two, recommended) and with a tac, or other pointy device, poke about 15-20 holes in the very center of the piece of tinfoil.

6. fold the tin foil over the hole of the apple, just enough so it has the perfect sized bowl. if needed, stick tacs through the tinfoil into the apple, making sure it won't slide around.

7. breathe through the pen while observing the tinfoil. if the tinfoil doesn't push down a little bit into the apple, then the tinfoil is folded tightly enough around the edges of the apple.

8. place marijuanna over the tiny holes that you have made earlier. you are now ready to test out your ghetto apple.

innacurately describe as a "tin pipe" (should be aluminum pipe) because cans used to be made out of tin. It is one of the cheapest pipes used by pot smokers. the method involves flattening one side of a pop can and puncturing small holes in it. The pot is then laid on the flat side of the can and lit while the smoker inhales through the mouth hole of the can. The method is not very effective, but is readily available and easily disposable in an emergency.
sometimes also referred to as a pibb pipe. (from Mr. Pibb)