| 22. | Side Shot | ||
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The act of placing a buttcheek on the opposite side of the toilet seat to which it belongs, and therefore shitting on the floor. Much like the upper decker, this is also a weapon which should be used on only those who deserve it. The next unsuspecting person to enter into the lavatory, will find a pile of shit next to the toilet. Although extremely funny, use with caution and DON'T GET CAUGHT!! I gave McDonalda the ol' side shot yesterday.
- lil johnny I wonder how the janitor like the sideshot i left him. - lil mary |
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| 23. | King Seat | ||
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The part of the roof of a Ford truck that is closest to the bed of the truck. This is where the owner (only if a male owner) will sit while hanging out with people in the bed of the truck. Not only does this provide you with lots of room to yourself, it also provides you with a seat that is much higher up than everyone else making you the King. There is an exception for another person to be up there. If your girlfriend or some biddy you are trying to impress wants to hang out in your truck, they are allowed to come up if the King so wishes. (This is only on Ford trucks. GMC, Toyota, Chevy, Nissan... trucks do not count.) 1 (friend)- Man the side of the bed of the truck is really small and uncomforable to sit on. And since I am so low down, I can't see anything.
2(Ford truck owner)- Well I couldn't relate because the King Seat has plenty of room and I have it all to myself. I am also sitting much higher than you are, making my view much more plesent. 1 (friend)- Damn, I hate my toyota truck. There is no King Seat because it is not a Ford |
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| 24. | Side Saddle | ||
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Leaving a turd beside the seat of the toilet. He left a side saddle at that bitches house
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| 25. | back seat skyping | ||
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When your talking with someone on skype and the person behind you keeps intruding in on your conversation, wandering over every couple of minutes to add in their two cents, and so they can watch themselves say things in the chat box. Nine times out of ten this person is extremely annoying and ends up cock blocking the whole skyping experience. So I was talking with this hot ass piece of shit, things were getting hot and heavy, you know, the usual, until about ten minutes in my roommate comes up behind me and starts throwing in all these side jokes that were just totally ruining everything. I couldn't get a single word in cuz the dude was back seat skyping. I'll never drive with that dude again.
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| 26. | Full Body Erection | ||
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When you must stand up fully erect for a hot chick at the theater during a movie so she can get to her seat. I got a Full Body Erection when she passed my front side to get to her seat.
It made me stand fully erect in all ways. |
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| 27. | Riding bitch | ||
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Often in the back seat of a car, Sitting in the middle of 2 other people. It's rally annoying. I'm not riding bitch again, You.
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| 28. | Steek Mobile | ||
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A car driven by a steek The car with either be a vauxhall nova
or a vauxhall corsa with the driver side seat horizontal and driver with 1 hand on the top of the wheel like an elephants trunk |
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