Tim: I'd rather masturbate with broken glass and lemon juice than pay to see that worthless bag of skin."
"Brad: I heard about this guy who doesn't have enough foresight to take care of his family financially and has nothing better to do with his time than to date women 10 years younger than him who are easily impressionable because he has no real game. He says he's a DJ but has no claim to fame.
Grant: Reminds me of sickone. You heard of him? He was at Plush a while back"