| 1. | Slickin' the gel | ||
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1- To do somthing sweet that everyone see's.
2- To pull your hair back. *Someone get's a basket*
Sweet man, that was totally slickin' the gel. |
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| 2. | skinflakes | ||
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The flaky skin that people with Psoriasis (or other sick skin diseases e.g. Dermatitis, eczema) shed on a daily basis and even more so when touched or when in a nervous state. Sam: Hey, you going to watch that choad Joe's big night? Hope he gets really nervous and starts flaking all over the place
Paul: Thats nasty Sam even for you Sam: Since when did you become Mr. "i have morals" Paul: Excellent point Sam, I hope the skinflaking haired bastard shits t-gel over himself Sam: Haha class... skinflakes! |
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| 3. | mocos de gorila | ||
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Gorilla Snot in English: an actual gel product straight from Mexico. Best quality of all time (like any true Mexican)
*Google it you disbelievers Girl: Hey sexy, I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product Girl:Oh! What a relief. *Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain |
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| 4. | Gel bracelets | ||
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Any one that thinks that we are having sex when we break eachother's bracelets has a sick and twisted mind. Who the hell cares about it. I don't fuck anyone when my bracelets get broken. It's not our fault there was a sexual lable put on it!!!!!!! Blame the people promoting it not us!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a life people! If people didn't make such a big deal about it than it would still we could wear them w/out being judged and labeled! But isn't that what they're trying to teach us! To judge people? To label them? Black: all the way
Clear: wild card Blue: Blow job I don't know the rest. Why bother? |
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| 5. | Poway | ||
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a middle sized county near san diego known for gay fucking cops who write traffic tickets 24/7 and roll parties at 8 pm. there are also a tiny amount of black people...which is probably good considering they would be killed by the overwhelming amount of racist nazis (not that im complaining). poway has a high school that fucking dominates wrestling and wins state almost every year and is also over run with mexicans that use a whole bottle of hair gel every morning and smell like cologne that you buy at a swap meet. the asian population is small yet smart and usually occupy themselves at an arcade playing ddr. gay fucking emo fags and vegan bitches try to promote their culture all over poway but are too fucking retarded to get anywhere. in total poway is not too bad of a place despite all the minorites thinking they are hot shit and rich fucks that walk around in abercrombie and get their asses beat in the bathrooms. poway is also home to the dankest bitches in so cal that will put out whenever you want if you buy them enough shit "hey dude bro..."
"ya dude bro dude...?" "lets go to poway and watch all the mexicans cross the street by wal-mart!" "sick bro...then we can go to nickel city and unplug the ddr machine and watch the chinks cry...!!" "sick idea dude.." |
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| 6. | thedutchjelle | ||
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A Jiggly Jelly Jello Gel commonly found in the sewers of dutchland. Compatible with Spam. "Hey guys look what I found, a thedutchjelle!"
"Dude that's sick it's leaking all over you" |
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| 7. | muzza | ||
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A muzza is a European decent male living in the area of Melbourne. They are also known as "wogs"
They work for uncle Nicko who is a concreter and spend most of their money on ring tones, the car, neon lights and generally anything that they think will impress strangers and chicks. They only workout their upper-body (arms) and walk like they have packed their pants. They inflate each others egos but can never talk enough about themselves and how much chicks love them. They never refer to themselves as Australian even though they are born there and can often be heard saying "F&^%^* skips have no respect" Their parents buy them houses and their mothers cook lasagnas for them until they are 30. They are usually greasy and add to this by using excessive amounts of hair gel and not showering. For fun they drive around in their "fully sick bro" skylines and maybe go to a club and drink purple water with a touch of vodca. They think there european culture is superior even though they act like african americans as do most ethnic australians. muzza says "sick wheels bro
nice hair bro, i'm getting mine like that on fursday i could get any chick you know bro, chicks love wogs." |
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