dragon sickness 

The growing greed and desire for gold and treasure.

"Dude - what's with all the gold chains and bling - you got the dragon sickness bad man"

dragon sickness by grinding_metal December 21, 2014

town sickness 

A psychological condition where somebody misses a certain town or city

Curtis: what's up with Paul he's been obsessing for months about Louisville ever since you guys left
Grant: I don't know Curtis

Aron: he possibly has town sickness
Grant: what's town sickness?
Aron: it's a mental condition where someone misses a certain town or city
Curtis: makes sense

town sickness by Yoo Hoo November 30, 2013

Emo sickness 

The emo sickness is when someone is not ok. During the period of time when someone has the sickness, they go through hard decisions that could decide their fate of how contagious it is. So people can get it from others which could lead to a large spread of the emo. The original spread of the emo sickness starts in the medieval ages, but it was gotten rid of. Now recently a new source formed -- a middle school teacher called Victoria. All ages suffer from this deathly disease, but ages 1-19 and ages 40-100 suffer from it the most. There is yet to be a cure found.

"Are you ok?"
"No I have the emo sickness"
"Ohh that explains it"

Emo sickness by tea._ April 7, 2022

Sickness for the thickness 

Drawn to women with some meat on their bones.

When he saw the waitress, curvy body and big tits. He smiled and said I have sickness for the thickness.

Sickness for the thickness by Doc Tim October 15, 2017

Minecraft Sickness 

A common sickness experienced by builders who play Minecraft for an extended period of time, especially Survival Mode.

Some symptoms of minecraft sickness are:
-renewed fear of the dark
-urge to place torches in a dark hall
-wondering if there's any diamond under your house in real life
-urge to punch trees
-animal abuse
-putting raw pork into stove

Junkie1 and Junkie2 are going camping

1: Bro, its getting dark, we need to light some torches and put them on the trees
2: ok! (gets coal from grill and a stick)
1: no wait i already have some! (gets matches)
2: wait what we thinking! putting torches on trees is just as bad as flint and iron!
1: well if we cant have light, we have to stay up all night and make sure creepers don't get us.
2: we can still make a small fort with the wood around us (punches trees)
1: (comes to senses) oh no! we have minecraft sickness!

Minecraft Sickness by The Yarn Box March 5, 2011

Twilight Sickness

When your so sick of Twilight and the fangirls, that you want so badly for someone to throw away everything Twilight.

Dude 1- Uhhhh, I have Twilight Sickness.

Dude 2- Ahhh! I know!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!

Twilight Sickness by P4R4MOR3 June 22, 2009

convenient sickness disease 

It's what you get when you pretend to be sick, but aren't.

"Hey honey, want to see the new Twilight movie?"
"I'd love to, honey, but *cough* I can't. *cough* *cough* I'm really sick."
"Really? Sick with what?"
"Convenient sickness disease."
*SLAP*

convenient sickness disease by TubbyCustard August 13, 2010