Four letter acronym for Strokes Imaginary Beard Slowly. Performed by placing your palm on your chin, your fingers and thumb on your face, and pulling downward until your forefinger and thumb touch, and repeat.
This action of ponderance, is often performed while considering email, blog posts, digital information, and urban dictionary submissions.
It is most often used at the end of an email, comment, or Instant message. Much like LOL, TIA, ROTFLMAO.
(In response to request for a date to the office clown via IM)
OfficeHottie: So you say I am a hottie and you want to wine and dine me, eh?
I will get back to you.
abbreviation for siblings
I'm going to the store with my sibs today
SIBS, or Scumbag Internet Blues Syndrome, is a state of depression or disappointment resulting from finding a person of the opposite sex online, while knowing that you could never actually meet them in person because they are out of reach or "on the other side of the world".
Bartender: Hey, man, you look heartbroken. What ails ya?
Internetter: I've got SIBS.
Bartender: Ouch, man. Where is she?
Bartender: Damn, that's cold.
Internetter: Shut up, you don't know how I feel...
A Sibs is the act of doing EVERYTHING sexually
Girl eating ice-cream
Guy: "Bro, you're doing a Sibs"
Girl: "GAH stop watching me eat" *walks away and hides"
Guy watching Girl brush her teeth.
Girl: *stops* "What?"
Guy: "Wow Sibs, you even brush your teeth sexually."
Girl: *hides in shower*
Members of the Sigma Iota Beta local sorority at Hope College. Every girl on campus wants to be a SIB but would deny it if asked. They like to party and have a good time but are also the girls you could take home to mom and dad. They are the most down to earth and involved on campus. If you meet a cool girl at Hope, odds are...she's a SIB.
Guy 1: I met these sweet girlslast night. They were hot, fun, and smart.
Guy 2: Were they SIBS?
Guy 1: Yeah
Guy 2: knew it
Acronym for suck it bitches. Usually used to dis ones friends when having ones intelligence made fun of.
Nick: Aaron, are you sure you have enough wit to perform that action.
Acronym for Super Itchy Bunghole Syndrome, usually brought on by wearing the wrong underwear on a really hot day while moving furniture up three flights of steps with a raging case of diarrhea.
Best cured by using a medicated powder.
Related to Swamp Ass, but you're inclined to scratch.
Honey, will you please powder my bunghole for me? I've got a nasty case of SIBS.