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Shwastered 

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.
when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick
Shwastered by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009
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shmeestered 

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'
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We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."
shmeestered by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Shmegster 

A survivor. Someone who takes things on no matter what. Doesn’t matter how hard it is they’ll always give it their best and just suck it up, just like sucking up nuts even though many will not do that.
How is she still going?

Because she’s a shmegster dude.
Shmegster by Shmegs August 23, 2019

sheister 

A person who lies or uses questionable practices.
That used car salesman is a real sheister
sheister by ajiggy November 25, 2003

Shmegster 

Originated from the word Shmegma. Shmegma is basically dried sperm and because sperm cells take so long to die, the word Shmegster came to being, meaning a survivor.

You can say “ I’m shmeging it out” which case also mean you’re just going with the flow and living it.

You might hear people say “ just shmeg it out” also means just stay cool and keep shit casual but neat
Doesn’t matter how long it takes I’m all in because I’m a Shmegster.

If you’re gonna Shmeg it out then make sure you keep it casual but neat!
Shmegster by Shmegs January 30, 2020

sheisterly

The act of being a douchebag while simultaneously being very grimy with your money. Thus, being really cheap, yet still maintaining an attitude that you're better than anyone else.
D-bag: Every bitch on this campus wants my dick.

Reluctant friend: Ok that's cool I guess... So, dude, do you have your share for the keg?

D-bag: Nah, you'll have to spot me.

Reluctant friend: You sheisterly asshole.
sheisterly by Anton Hammersmith December 14, 2010