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5. shwasted
in the state of being really drunk; combination of shit-faced and wasted
lets get shwasted tonight!
1. shwasted
Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.
Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.
by Kevin Dec 4, 2004 add a video
2. shwasted
a combination of "shit-faced" and wasted. Really drunk basiclly.
I am not getting drunk tonight, I am going to get SHWASTED!!!
by ValAnne May 8, 2005 add a video
3. Shwasted
(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".
Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.
4. shwasted
It is an explicit combination of "shit-faced" and "wasted"
"What did you do last night man?" "Dude i got so shwasted and and nailed a fat girl."
6. Shwasted
Beyond wasted, extremely fucked up.
Guy1. Dude, are you drunk?

Guy2. Naw man, I'm shwasted
7. shwasted
to be too fucked up to say words correctly
i'm so shwasted, i drank like this much
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