To masturbate while taking a shower
"I'm getting a verucas, who had a shwank?"
A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.
Also known as schwank
Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank
to simultanously hang a shit and to wank (masterbate).
fuck yeah do it all the time,lowers your chance of getting prostate cancer by fifty percent,yeah fuck yeah shwanking is the way to go!
Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank.
1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.
the easiest way to communicate that you think something is awesome .
that was shwank!!!
Yeah! that was so cool my balls switched places!!!!
To take a shit and masterbate at the same time.
"hey, I'm bored, and I've got to take a shit. I guess I could just go shwank and kill two birds with one stone"