|995.||New Jersey mod meed|
The act of tossing ones salad, or eating their asshole, while punching the girls vagina. This is a very complex maneuver, mastered only by some people.
Another way is to falcon punch the girls vagina. This means that you begin punching her pussy while eating her asshole, yelling out "Falcon Punch!"
NOTE: If the girl begins to scream or cry, pull out your dick and shove it in her mouth to shut the bitch up. This is optional but will gain lots of respect from other people
Dan- "Yo yesterday I was tossing my girls salad then things started getting a little crazy. I may have accidentally pulled a New Jersey mod meed on her."
Sean- "No big deal, I did that once to my bitch. She loved every second of it except the part where I stuck my cock in her mouth."
Dan- "Trillz Billz."
|996.||Modern Warfare 2|
A game that was promised to be amazing, but ended up being Infinity Ward's big cash in. If you think this game is amazing, a). have no taste, b). have never played something good.
"So I bought Modern Warfare 2 brand new thinking it would be great, improving on the original, but all I got was an expansion pack, with a piss poor single player, slightly better graphics, and a multiplayer so unbalanced it makes me wonder what happened to humanity."
"Dude, MW2 is amazing."
"Shut your whore mouth you have no taste."
|997.||Peed up the Bee|
Pumped up the bum,the same as Effed in the A but different and has the equal amoutn of comedy value,especiall when you say it at work and some unsuspecting elder asks you what the hell you are saying
Desmond the chef - '' Man this job sucks , Ive been peed up the bee all day''
elderly waitress- '' What do you mean Des , I cant understand your modern talk''
Desmond the chef - '' pumped up the bum ,bitch. Ill pump you up the bum if you dont shut yo mouth''
|998.||the lehigh valley|
Once a beautiful area to live, that's rich in history, with places like Bethlehem Steel to its name.
HOWEVER, a place that is being infested with inconsiderate people from new york and new jersey... yuppies and wanna-be yuppies, who think that their crap doesn't stink. Infested with people who critisize and mock the NATIVES of this area.... calling us hicks and saying we live in a time-warp. This is the TRUTH: The natives of the Lehigh Valley have roots in this area that go back generations. If you don't understand or appreciate the people that were here FIRST, just keep your mouth shut. If you can't keep your mouth shut, move back to NY or NJ. Oh, but that's right... you moved here because of cheaper houses, since you couldn't make it back where you came from.
As for the NYers/ NJers that don't mock the beautiful Lehigh Valley... we love you.
the lehigh valley, I love you.
|999.||daylight saving time|
Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:
1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.
2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.
3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.
Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?
Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
Well, some person defining redheads claimed you aren't a natural redhead if you have frizzy hair... that's wrong. I'm a natural redhead female with frizzy hair. Also, girls are teased for their hair color and paleness too and it happens everyday to me. Don't add to definitions if you don't know what you are talking about.
Example happened the other day.
"You know you are really pale."- guy
"I know.. it's kind of obvious." - redhead
"No, like you are pasty pale. Like pale, pale." - guy
"Uhmm, shut your whore mouth." - redhead